"In a police state the police are always busy."
-- The Wilby Conspiracy
Definition of a poker underdog:
1) A hand that is currently less likely to win; also known as a "dog". 2) King-Nine in Texas Hold'em is
nicknamed a dog or Fido
Making money playing poker is a constant struggle against the impulse to have fun playing poker.
Let's face it, what is more fun, starting with the best of it and winning most of the time while losing to some godawful
suckout some of the time, or spearing
lightning in a bottle, making a miracle draw, making a circus catch that will be on ESPN that you can brag to your buddies about?
It's not written in stone or anything, but in general, bad poker is more fun than good poker. There are exceptions, but winning poker
tends to be plodding. You show up, you get the best of it (one way or another), and then you do it again.
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No fiery excitement. Little enjoyment from "being lucky".
Few shots for the highlight reel. Instead we have KK beating J9 in the
mathematically expected neighborhood, and running down KK
with our J9 only rarely, and when we do it is for good reason -- maybe playing from the blind against a dealer button raise or calling
a re-raise after we get caught trying to steal the blinds. It may be more exciting to make a gutshot with J9 when the board on the
turn is KQ32, but if you are only getting five to one on your money, that "fun" is costly and the road to the poorhouse.
Poker will always have some fun at its core. Even professional players who punch in and punch out every day at the table will consider
playing poker more fun than coal mining or pumping gas. But fun should never be an end in itself. Winning poker is about winning
money. It's not about winning "fun units". Personally, the main fun in the game is in using the money made away from the table. Jobs
can be fun, but you should always be doing the job the best you can do it, not focusing on how to make the job fun (or more fun).
If you want to
play poker to make significant money, as a full-time or part-time job, there is nothing wrong with thinking that the job will be more
fun than pumping gas, but approaching it as a fun or (heaven forbid) exciting thing to do is very wrong. If you want fun, then
inevitably you will want to do the fun stuff: flashy plays for the sake of being flashy, "showing off", trying to suck out when the
odds say you should fold because sucking out is a lot more fun than
There is something innate in people that makes them want to root for the underdog. It's more fun, more exciting, more memorable. But
it is bad policy to make your money root for the underdog when the price is wrong.
Fortunately for those of us who know better, and unfortunately for those who fall into the trap of looking at poker as a thrill ride,
poker on television inevitably focuses a lot of attention on
the flashy and the fun, at the expense of the mundane. How much drama is there in
AQ beating Q6 on a A62 flop? There is high drama
indeed though when the Q6 outplays the AQ and wins the pot on a bluff -- unless you actually analyze what occurred. In the case I'm
thinking of, the Q6 made a fairly routine bet that the AQ simply could not call -- and earlier in the hand the AQ misplayed the hand,
twice. This was routine good poker, but it looked like an act of excitement. It looked like fun in the same way that riding a
rollercoaster or seeing a scary movie is fun.
But that ain't what happened. What happened was a skilled bricklayer simply laid another brick, with mortar applied, onto a growing
wall. That player discerned the mathematically and interpersonally correct move, which it is his job to do. Despite his hand being
drastically weaker than his opponents', he was not an underdog. He made a bet that his opponent was extremely unlikely to call. He
didn't do a fun act. He did the one that his job called for.
See also Poker Luck,
Skill and Luck, and the
Trinity of Poker
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